And has no trade value in the NFL, these are the things I’d trade him for
- This pen with a laser cap so I can write straight without lined paperhttp://www.tuvie.com/laser-cap-creates-lined-paper-effect-to-help-you-witing-in-a-straight-line-on-blank-paper/
- An awesome noise canceling device http://laughingsquid.com/sono-design-concept-for-a-noise-canceling-device-that-sticks-to-your-window/
- Sweet payment leather shoes http://www.details.com/blogs/daily-details/2013/11/street-style-just-the-details-patent-leather-shoes.html
But really, I’d just settle for letting Boobie or Lamichael James return.